Wednesday, October 29, 2014

I will Kill Him If I Have To


I hate my daughters boyfriend. He is a dickhead. He is 22, and she is just 18. He buys my daughter slutty Fredericks style clothes. He parades her around like a porno Barbie doll. He requests that she come to his house every night, and she will most often oblige. They have known each other for 3 years. They met when she was 15 and he was 19. They became dance friends. One of the first things she told me about him, was that he told her, that he was a slut. Three years later, he chooses one night to confess his feelings for her. At this point, he is 22, and she is still 17. I will tell you right now, if not for the fact that i could clearly see that she already had some pretty intense feelings for him, I would have threatened to throw his ass in jail if he ever came near her again. But, a mom cannot ruin her childs first feelings of love, and so, instead, I then spent the next five months coming between them, saying no, and threatening him with a statutory rape charge. That asshole pushed at my boundaries every fucking day until she turned 18. "Why can't she come to my house?" "Because you are an adult man with your own place, and she is a minor, not appropriate." I won every time. He did not get any privacy with her, and boy, am I exhausted! That was alot of work. He is a dick. I hope she grows out of him really fast. As for the dress....how would you feel about your 18 year old, regardless of body type, wearing this dress? What does it say about the man/boy who bought the dress for her? I took a little time to browse the website where he got her birthday dress, and let me tell you, it is a slut shop and nothing more. How goddamn classy of him, I must say. I would have been mortified to be in the same room/building with my beautiful child wearing that slutty cheap ass dress. I didnt raise my kid to be a little fricking Sex Barbie...I am pissed, I hate her boyfriend, and Lime, can you help me Kill him?

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Ahem


Friday, July 04, 2014

A Good Friend Is Someone Who Will Kill Your Daughters Boyfriend If He Messes Up...


Thank you, Ray Ray.

Monday, October 14, 2013



Thursday, October 03, 2013

happy october!

Saturday, September 07, 2013

Remembering Jessie

I am ever reminded of your creative inspiration and your beauty. Thank you for touching my life.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Happy 25th Anniversary, Susie and Gary! <3

April 9th, 1988
Love you always, Mr Ratburn.
25 more, please? <3