Friday, September 21, 2007

55Flash Fiction Friday


MUFFIN
Warm steamy
Soft comfort food
Full round and abundant
Delectable plump ripe berry
Golden brown delciousness overflows
Soft above, held together below
By that little zigzaggy paper cup
Too tight waistband squeezing
Velvety pot belly lusciousness
Warm softness overflowing
Young lady dont leave the house if
You are wearing those jeans
with that
TOP
LOL dont ask me why, but I have muffin top on my mind a lot lately. That really makes me sound like a pervert, so let me explain myself. Up until a couple of weeks ago, I had never heard of a "muffin top" before, and being the visual person that I am, that perfect metaphor just made me laugh so much that I am still laughing about it. Muffin top? LMAO! Pull up those jeans, girls!

Ok so let me know if you played 55 today and I will send the posse over. Have a fabulous weekend, everyone.

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~PS Let me know if you have slayed the blogger demons that will not allow me to space that 55 the way I want to, dammit! It is supposed to look like a muffin shape, more or less, but blogger wont space it closer together as it appears in the draft.

20 comments:

WDKY said...

I think muffin top is cute.

G-Man said...

Thats usually the part that I taste first!!
Very delectible!!
Wonderful 55 Susie!!
I'll be patient!
Galen..xoxox

barman said...

OK, now that was fun. It is kind of like how they do a take two different ways on Wheel of Fortune. But you know, before you even headed there, I was heading there already. Nicely done, nicely done. I just make sure
I always have my zipzag paper pulled up.

Mike M said...

Great 55!!!

ArtfulSub said...

Not sure which view of the muffin-top is less appealing. Front or back!

I'm UP with a bonus video.

Happy FFF.

Liquid said...

I am cracking up!

Top cat said...

ummm I love this 55 plus I found it somehow erotic.:)
tc

lime said...

funny stuff. though i am suprised the term is new to you. i played.

MONA said...

LOL! that is so hilarious!
I love this 55 susie!

MONA said...

Susie, I played too!

~d said...

You know-there is this (part) of me...that almost ENVIES the (young girls) who wear their clothes WAAY too tight..like-muffin-top too tight. You know? They OBVIOUSLY feel good about themselves, you know? I don't know. I am NOT saying it looks GOOD...
(sheesh...)

~d said...

(p.s. I am not sure I 'get' 55)

Flash said...

hahaha... Muffin Tops. I love that term. I also enjoy Boobie-doo.

as in "Her stomach sits out farther then her Boobies do!"

Awesome 55. made me laugh.

Polt said...

Love the muffin top....

I played along today.

HUGS...

MIke Kilgore said...

Ha! There are some "ladies" around here that wear the tight pants and too small shirts....and really shouldn't! Muffin tops everywhere...
Mines up

Toadee said...

veeeeeeery tasty!

I'm up!

Snow White said...

I'm up in two posts... J was late today!

I love your muffin 55! I never can get my layout like I want it, either! Let me know if you find the secret!

snowelf said...

hahaha!! Susie, you are so hilarious!!!

Blogger needs what Gmail has--that little button that undoes the formatting! I am always getting burned by auto-formatting!! Grr!
I wish the Blogger crew would have included it!! :)

Happy weekend to you and Mr. Ratburn!!

--snow

Little Wing said...

Susie, thank you for visiting my blog, and your 55 is great!
I am going to add you to my blogroll, you funny lady!

RennyBA said...

How can I ever eat a muffin again without thinking of your pervert top (less)? I've a visiolating mind too you know LoL