Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
Grinch Quiz
1. What is the name of Mr. Grinch's dog?
2. Where does the poem say that the Grinch lives?
3. Where do the WHO's live?
4. The Grinch hates all the what, what, what??
5. What does the Grinch take from the sleeping kids hands?
6. Why did the Grinch hate Christmas?
7. How did the Grinch "find" a reindeer?
8. Where did the Grinchy Claus stop first?
9. Explain the Grinch's awful idea.
10. What was the first thing to go on the Grinch's trip to Whoville?
11. What did the Grinch make his Santa suit out of?
12. Who was the Grinch caught by?
13. Grinch is a bad banana with a what?
14. What was the last thing that the Grinch took?
15. All he left on their walls was....
16. What did the Grinchy Claus tell the little girl who caught him taking the tree?
17. Why did the Grinch stand there puzzling and puzzling?
18. Explain what the Grinch realized on Christmas morning?
19. The Grinch carved the what?
20. How much did the Grinch's heart grow?
21. The Grinch even took the last can of what from the fridge?
10 comments:
1. Max
2. Just north of Whoville
3. Whoville
4. Noise noise noise
5. candy canes
6. You aren't suppose to ask!! Don't you listen at all!! His head or his shoes or his heart.
7. He made one instead.
8. The first house on the square
9. He dressed as Santa and stole Christmas.
10. The stockings
11. a curtain, and Max's bed
12. Little Cindy Lou Who
13. greasy black peel
14. Their log for the fire.
15. hooks and wire
16. There was a light that wouldn't light on one side so he was taking it to fix it.
17. Wondering how Christmas came.
18. Christmas doesn't come from a store, it means a little bit more.
19. Roast beast
20. They say in Whoville it grew three sizes.
21. who hash
:-P
A standing ovation for Logo! Try to do it without looking at her answers, guys!
(She only got one wrong.....#14, and even then, was only half wrong....)
not looking at logos answers and here goes, this is my favorite movie!
1. max
2. mt krumpet
3. whoville
4. whos
5. candy canes
6. noise noise noise
7. ties a sawed off branch to max's head
8. ??
9. stop xmas fromcoming by taking every gift, decoration and scrap of food
10. stockings
11. a curtain
12.cindy lou who
13. greasy black peel
14. a crumb too small for a mouse
15. some strings and some wires
16. taking the tree to fix a broken bulb
17. the whos stil sang/xmas still comes
18. xmas isn't bought in a store it is inthe heart
19. roast beast
20. 3 sizes
21. who hash
You two rock!!! XXX
Did my ex-mother-in-law pose for the Grinch picture? LOL. Just kidding--yeah, right.
No, it was Limes Mother in law! LOL
:D
Oh I want to play!! I'll be back!
Wow..I wasn't as good as I thought!
1-Max
3-Whoville
4-noise
5-candy canes
7-antlers on Max
9-steal christmas
11-curtain
12-cindy lu
15-nails in the wall?
16-repair a broken light.
19-roast beast
20-three sizes
21-Who Hash
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