Monday, October 10, 2005

I declare today National Dentists Day!



Im off to the dentist today for my biannual teeth shining...so, in honor of all dentists everywhere, I present to you this song from Little Shop of Horrors....Steve Martin made a great dentist in that film, BTW...check him out!

When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

What did she say?

She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist
Goodness gracious!
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist
And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers
Dentist!
And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
Say ah! Now spit.

4 comments:

lime said...

hehehehe, i was singing along! gotta say. i'd still rather visit the dentist than go to the hairdresser's

The Village Idiot said...

I would rather go to the hairdresser than the dentist, but thank you Bare now i have a song stuck in my head

Stephanie said...

Oh yeah?! Well, I declare tomorrow National OB GYN Day!! LMAO!! I'd rather go to the dentist and the hairdresser on the same day!

S said...

Oh Snav's, gyno has to be the worst!!!! Especially the weigh in!

Word veri- iutoid....an irritation caused by an internal birth control device, such as an IUD....have fun tomorrow snav's!