Im off to the dentist today for my biannual teeth shining...so, in honor of all dentists everywhere, I present to you this song from Little Shop of Horrors....Steve Martin made a great dentist in that film, BTW...check him out!
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said
What did she say?
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist
Goodness gracious!
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist
And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers
Dentist!
And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
Say ah! Now spit.
4 comments:
hehehehe, i was singing along! gotta say. i'd still rather visit the dentist than go to the hairdresser's
I would rather go to the hairdresser than the dentist, but thank you Bare now i have a song stuck in my head
Oh yeah?! Well, I declare tomorrow National OB GYN Day!! LMAO!! I'd rather go to the dentist and the hairdresser on the same day!
Oh Snav's, gyno has to be the worst!!!! Especially the weigh in!
Word veri- iutoid....an irritation caused by an internal birth control device, such as an IUD....have fun tomorrow snav's!
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