This is Michael Caracciolo, a real pain in the arse.

As Mr Ratburn would say, this guy is a real pisser. I can only stand him for about 2 minutes. He does this hilarious schtick on Starbucks, that you all really must see......click the link to see it, then when you get to the home page, click the link that says all videos, go about half way down the second column of videos to one entitled "Starbucks 1/21/2006" (I know, sorry! There has got to be a better way but I sure can't figure out how) , the movie will load, watch it.......then forget you ever heard of him. He will haunt your dreams.

I would like to take the time to introduce myself to you. My name is Michael Caracciolo. I am the president of a ticket company in New Jersey. However, although I have been in the ticket business for many years, I am certain that I am in the wrong profession. I should be an actor instead. I believe that I possess all the qualities necessary for success as an actor. I am a very conversational person, my voice easily projects, via my six foot six inch 400 pound amplifier! I also sing. My unique background, persona and life’s experience truly qualify me as one of a kind .The material recorded here is ad-libbed, improvisational and spontaneous. It contains profanity which is offered only in support of demonstrating my dramatic intensity and the context of the material. I am certain that after watching it once you will immediately want to contact me. Thank you very much for your time. Email BigMike@thekidfrombrooklyn.com

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to rush off and email this guy at once before all the talent scouts snatch him right up!