Friday, October 05, 2007

55Flash Fiction Friday

The Replacement

she stood in front of the mirror
twirling and spinning
how long had she waited for this day
her endless search had finally come to fruition
no more static and fuzzy pilling
or looking like that elephant from the Banana Splits
into the box went the polka dotted robe
now, what was Polts address anyway?

I really hate that pink polka dotted robe, and i'll tell you why. It always has static, and it gets these annoying little pills all over it. Those little pills drive me crazy. Mr Ratburn said that when I wear it, I am subconsciously and constantly picking them off. So today I found a new robe....let me tell you, it was not easy finding a bathrobe whose fabric content did not resemble the ingredients used to make lighter fluid or something like that.
It's black, it's plain, its 100% cotton, and I got it in the mens department. No frilly stuff, no polyester, and NO polka dots!
Send me your address Polt, you get the pink robe now! :P
**Someone has pink robe envy....**
If you wanna play 55 check out my sidebar for the cool button Barman made for us. It'll
'splain how it works. Don't forget to check out all the other 55ers too!

Have a lovely weekend!

18 comments:

G-Man said...

Boiiiiiing!!!
Wow...What a sexy robe Susie-Cue!!
Trying to give Bozo a Boner?
Have a great week-end yourself..xoxoxox

G-Man said...

Oh BTW...1st...And a Great 55...Thanks for playing..hehehehe

Little Wing said...

Great 55! I love it!
Mine is up, Susie!

MIke Kilgore said...

Ah, Susie-that robe gives rise to many impure thoughts!-Mines up and running, too.

Snow White said...

I like the polka dots, but I understand the pilling problem. I hate those pesky little suckers. I'm always pulling at them, too. When do we get to see the new robe?

And I'm up with another double. J got his in early this week. He just kills me!

Have a great weekend, Susie!

barman said...

I understand the pilling. I generally do not pay attention to that being a guy but sometimes I catch myself pulling away at something I have on to get rid of them without realizing I was even doing it. Congratulations and the replacement and a very entertaining 55. Of course you know that robe, for all its things you do not like, it looks nice and warm.

Polt said...

Ohohohohohohohoh...I'll email you my address right away!!! How cool, I get the Susie polka-dotted bathrobe! Yah-Hooooo!!!

Nice 55 by the way.

HUGS...

Polt said...

Ummmm, acutally, I can't seem to find your email....

If you email me your email address at poltguy@Yahoo.com, I'll email you my real address....

God, this is so complex!

HUGS...

Polt said...

Oh and BTW, I played as well, Susie!

HUGS....

Sophia said...

I like the polka dots!!! :) Mine is up now...I haven't played in a while.

lime said...

ooooh i have a pink robe i hate too. i so want a nice fluffy cotton one. wonder if polt wants mine too. it doesn't have polka dots though

snowelf said...

Hey Susie! Your new robe sounds much more elegant and way comfy.
Happy Friday!

--snow

jillie said...

I know what you mean by the fabric...UGH but I love the polka dots!!!!!

Great 55 ;o)

Toadee said...

I want that tobe hehe#

I'm up (he groaned)

Little Wing said...

have a great weekend Susie!

Rebicmel said...

LOL and you looks so comfy too. Great 55. Have a great weekend.

Mike M said...

Great 55!!

Flash said...

I particularity like that robe...it seems....fun.

Great 55 on it too!

Sorry this comment comes late in the weekend...But it's here! and mine is up!