Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Thursday Portrait

Todays portrait is all about the mom jeans.
Why yes, actually, I do think about jeans a lot! I found these abandoned in my fabric stash so I thought I'd put em on. Take a look at those lovely details that Carol Merrill is now showing us. I am not allowed to discuss the length of the zipper while wearing the jeans. Mr Ratburn said so.
You might be thinking, "Susie, those jeans fitcha just fine, ma'am", and thank you, but let me tell you, my waist feels like it's in prison! A little...restrictive. A little like those opera length latex gloves that I wear when I, erm, do dishes.


Back view, they practically are up to my neck here! Any higher and I wouldn't need a bra.

Set me free! Set me free!

Plenty of legroom

I just don't need all this legroom. This isn't an airline you know!

Now, that term "thunder thighs"? They created that name after me, and still I have many extra inches left in the thighs of these mom jeans. Why yes, those are my Abs of Steel Videos, right below my Willmaker 7 software there on the shelf. Thank goodness I at least thought to take the plastic wrap offa them exercise vids so you will all think I use em.
Hee, hee I have plans for you, mom jeans!

7 inches, wow!

Thats some zipper! (I can talk about it now, I am not wearing them anymore.) Yeah, I cut off the legs. I needed some patches for my muffin tops! Does anyone out there want a pair of size 10 mom shorts?

Have a Lovely day!

15 comments:

Mona said...

hehehee, you really sliced them thoroughly, didn't you? :D

But the shorts sure do look great!

G-Man said...

Wait Wait Wait....
Muffin Tops?

PICTURE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(With YOU in them!!)

~Tim said...

I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans....

Darkneuro said...

I'd make a bag out of them....

S said...

Oooh yeah I can make a bag! Thanks, DN!

Deepak Gopi said...

The title of this post should have been Metamorphosis of a Jeans.
You have got lot of books in your home :))

lime said...

ok, ok, so a 7 inch sipper is a bit excessive, but dang some of the things my girls want to wear have a 2 inch zipper if you're lucky. can't we find a nice happy medium somewhere around 4 inches or so?

barman said...

Hey at least I do not see a bedonka donk butt. Oh and if the jeans were higher then they would be bib overalls, right?

7 inches ... so size really does matter after all???

Fortress Guinness said...

are you sure there's enough room for that big old ass of yours suse...??? lmfao :P xxx

S said...

I'm going to kick YOUR arse, FG.

Fortress Guinness said...

hee hee hee...plenty of ASSroom more like...!!! lmao ;) xxx

BTExpress said...

I have the same scissors. I think you should keep the shorts. They'd look good on you.

S said...

Oh God, he dont know my thighs!
LOL

G-Man said...

OK Barefoot Bimbo, ignore me!
I'm still waiting on the Muffin Top!
BTW...I'm up!!!!
(I love saying that)
xox

RennyBA said...

That's the most creative bra substitute I've ever seen :lol: