Double Me Me Monday!

It's All About ME, dammit!



I was tagged by the lovely Lelly, and so, I shall do this ME ME........ and continue to ponder her question: (*although I don't actually know what a 'meme' is. What does that mean?? literally 'ME, ME'? How is it pronounced...mimi, meem, mem-mee?) I was also tagged by Miss Logo for a different me me, so I will do them both at once...... I know, this is LONG but I know you are all dying to learn all this stuff about me! .....Aren't you?

1. When was the last time you had sex?
I don't have sex, I am sex!
(ack! Couldn't resist, I mean those sex blog chicks talk that way, why can't I?)

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
I try to only frequent the auto flushers.
Did you know that in the airport bathroom in Seoul they have these little machines that make water noises when you push the button so that noone can hear you pee or um..anyway, they do!

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
No, I wear it to keep my pants from falling off.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
It wouldn't be polite to say.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Patience! Hah! Was that a trick q?

6. What famous person do you (or other people*) think you resemble?
Hmnnnnn, Winnie the Pooh?

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni for sure!

Uhh Where is #8?

9. Do you crack your knuckles?
Sometimes, what are you gonna do about it?

10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
"...and the reason is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Oh man, I hate that song..... I'm gonna get you for this, Lelly!

12. What are your super powers?
I'd have to say that other than being very intuitive, my ability to see through clothing is my favorite superpower.

13. What is the hardest thing you have faced?
Blushes when I think about it! :P
But seriously, the hardest thing....making it over the rough years in my marriage and surviving.

14. Where are your car keys? Of course, I would have to rephrase this question to read:

RABBIT, WHERE'D YOU PUT THE KEYS, GIIIIRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL??
I have one of those cute little key hanging thingies right by my front door, and if I look over there right now....oh man! Who took my car keys?! (Ok, that's for you Lelly!)

UPDATE: Oops! Somehow I forgot the other half of Lellys Me Me, so I will have to do that next time! You know how cut and pasting is, thought I had it all, but only had half....



And here comes Logos Me Me, which, by the way, is NOT a meme, but a Me Me.

3 Names U go By:
Susie Suse Mom

3 Screen Names U Have Had:
Cavebabe Barefoot Scoutinahamsuit

3 Things U Like about Yourself:
Le joie de vivre, hurray! Artistic, creative and incredibly handy..(need a bookshelf?) That seemed like 3....

3 Things U Don’t Like about Yourself:
I can be a real slacker. I am impatient. I am selfish.

3 Parts of Your Heritage:
Irish Scottish Wannabe Indian

3 Things that Scare U:
Mean people sharks fear of drowning

3 of Your Everyday Essentials:
Diet Coke Sunshine My Little Rita

3 Things U are Wearing Right Now:
green tank top long indian print skirt and
green eyelet pants underneath

3 of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists:
Tori Amos Dave Matthews Los Lobos

3 of Your Favorite Songs:
The Last Stop ~ Dave Matthews Band Sugar ~ Tori Amos
Famous Blue Raincoat ~ Leonard Cohen

3 Things U Want to (WILL) Try in the Next 12 Months:
bhang lassi fire dancing stilts

3 Things You Want in a Relationship:
kindness trust laughter

2 Truths and a Lie:
I was born in Eritrea. I have a pet Cobra that I brought back from India.
Viggo and Exene used to be my next door neighbors.

3 Things about the Opposite Sex that Appeal to U:
He makes me laugh he makes me feel sexy he is kind

OK I'm adding 3 physical things:
Beautiful eyes that make contact Long slender fingers and dexterous hands
Very tall men are my favorite!

3 Things about the Same Sex that Appeal to U:
I just love good girltalk, a girlfriend that can talk about all that TMI stuff without judging me, sex, hips, shampoo, men, pimples, whatever!
I love the support that my women friends give to me and each other, always. (Hugs, girls!)
And, I LOVE a girlfriend that can travel the world and not complain if her hair is dirty and her feet are too!

3 Things U Just Cannot Do:
Hula hoop ride a skateboard Stand on my head

3 of Your Favorite Hobbies:
Woodworking cooking Indian food traveling

3 Things U Want to do Really Bad Right Now:
Live in India and teach English or make tea for Yasser
Lose 20 pounds Hang out with my girls

3 Careers U are Considering:
Teen counselor Indian Restaurant owner Chaiwallah for Yasser!

3 Places You Want to Go on Vacation:
Nepal Eritrea Sri Lanka

3 Kid’s Names:
Sierra (but Ratburn said FOR MY GIRL? NO WAY!)
Sandeep (Sandy) (To that Ratburns eyes about popped out!)
Nisha (our child is NOT Indian, he said)

3 Things U Want to Do Before U Die:
Watch Little Rita grow and "jump
in the mud,
mud
Get your hands filthy, love
Give it up, love
Everyday!"
Continue to travel the world, including Eritrea, my birthplace.
Live and work in India.

3 Ways U are Stereotypically a Boy:
I like to fix stuff I build furniture I like breasts

3 Ways U are Stereotypically a Chick:
I feel before I think. I like to shop. I dont like mud.

3 Celeb Crushes:
Dave Matthews Tori Amos Howie Day

3 People U Would Like to Complete This Quiz:
Adeleigh
SSS
Mr Freshy

Are you guys bored to death? Maybe you know me a little better now? :P Tell me something I don't know about YOU!