Tori virgin upsets Tori Trivia Title.....

There was a major upset in the world of Torinews yesterday, as Lime from the House of Lime came out victorious as the very first winner of our very first Tori quiz.
Surpassing self proclaimed Tori experts, Lime, who has been listening to Tori for just a short time now, was forced to undergo intense scrutiny from a panel of quiz writers in order to prove that she in fact did NOT Google. Her fingernails tugged upon, toes pulled and stretched and odd angles, and various other torture methods proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Lime's perfect score of 100% was obtained fairly and squarely!
I would now like to present to Lime, the grand prize, hand selected and carried in from Nepal on the backs of yaks in a snow storm.

Yes! It's true! What I have for you Lime, is your very own teeny tiny Tori patch! Now you can be the hippest kid on the block sporting a Tori patch on your jeans, backpack, or wherever you should decide to proudly display your Tori!
Congratulations, Lime!
Be sure to check back next week for another Tori trivia quiz! Once you have already won, you cannot win again, so....go ahead...get another 100% Next week "Miss gone from Tori virgin to Tori expert in 3 months, with one arm no less!"
(I can get you protection from Lefty if ya need it!)

THIS JUST IN: The Blogger Board of Inquiry (BBI) demanded an investigation into the surprising upset in the first weekly tori quiz. Trinidadian judges strenuously objected to further squeezing of Lime. However, the Persian delegate demanded a more thorough exploration of circumstances.
As the probe commenced sources wishing to remain anonymous told investigators, "yo, i hoid it on good authority that while da citrus broad didn't google, da results ain't quite fair and square. There's more than one way to cheat, ya know!"
"We already know she can take pain but take her chocolate away and I bet she sings like a boid."
Under intense scrutiny, Lime insisted, with wagging finger and biting of lip, 'I did not google that quiz!" However, under further pressure, she admitted multiple attempts at the quiz under assumed identities.
As Lime was being dragged off in shackles, she was heard screaming, "I can be cruel, I don't know why!"
In light of this confession, we rightfully acknowledge Toofarforgotten as the winner. We take no responsibility for the repercussions that Toofarforgotten might inflict upon Lime for attempting to steal his title! Lime is being held in protective custody until further notice.
Toofarforgotten, if you are out there, you are the winner.....I don't have your email, so come forward and claim your prize!

PS If you are looking for Deserted Island Top Five, it's over here at the Idiots place! First one there gets to pick the topic today.....