Friday, June 09, 2006

Evil Mommy 55 Flash Fiction Friday



She kissed the top of her childs head, then quietly slipped the bribe money into the hand of the trusty bus driver...it was gonna cost her to keep that extra week of freedom, but by Joe, she was gonna have it! Besides, the kids will love a week at Disneyland with "Uncle Bus Driver."

Ok, all over America today mothers are screaming out in agony over the loss of their personal freedom and "space." Some of us even have teacher husbands, so we really are in for it!
Let's all take a moment of silence to mourn our loss, shall we?
Happy Friday, can't wait to read your 55.........

10 comments:

Logophile said...

Poor Susie!
Be brave lil soldier, this too shall pass.

lime said...

donning my black armband in solidarity

Alistair! said...

as a father I too can sympathise, though the srog is only 14 months so and I'm the home-carer I get him all day long...good deal Yay! I´ll post a story starring the sprog later.

Gary said...

My next door neighbor is a teacher and she has two young sons. I can't wait to ask her if she misses her job yet. :)

Solitaire said...

Ah yes, the kids are all your all day! What on earth are you going to do??? My mother loved having us kids around only because she was so bored when we weren't around. Hopefully you have a lot of fun! Spend lots of time outside, it's nice.

Happy Friday!

Solitaire said...

LOL... I did it! I commented with 55 words and made it a kinda story! LOL...

ok I'm getting excited over the little things now, geez I need more sleep!

The Village Idiot said...

school's out for summer...already?

Alistair! said...

And the sprog´s adventures in the slammer are up.

snavy said...

Oooo... I totally forgot Mr. Ratburn would be home too!!

Maybe he can spend some quality time working on his blog and getting to know us better. :D

LisaPizza said...

Hanging over the balcony railing, the waves and sun coalasced as Sarah thought about the drop to the asphalt below. It looked hopeless. Perhaps she'd have a good laugh with her sponsor over this precarious fuck-up later, but now all she heard was the tide pulsing her eulogy agaist the beating of her pitiful heart.

55 in a flash for a feme fatale from Sleve & Tisa