Well, just when we need him the most, on Wednesday, the Idiot has gone AWOL. He was last seen bunny hopping down the steps at Pikes Place. But hey, that's ok, the Idiot has been working awfully hard lately...and as we all know, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
Todays topic is not about work at all, no no no! Inspired by yesterdays Tori post, our topic today is Masturbation Songs. Giggle, giggle.....
Here's our list. Of course, other than the Tori song, I had to get the rest from the Idiot. Oh, and thanks to Mr Ratburn for explaining to me what this "turning Japanese" thing is all about!
Icicle Tori Amos
Caress me Down Sublime
Blister In The Sun Violent Femmes
Turning Japanese The Vapors
Relax Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Have fun making your own list!
Now, over at House of Lime, you can get free fitted sheet folding lessons today! Isn't that cool? In honor of her post, I present to you a drawing I did about 15 years ago......
No stealing allowed! This is MINE and copyrighted! If you would like to have this image on a tshirt, please let me know......they are available.....
19 comments:
Alrighty, here's what I could come up with...
Bop -Cyndi Lauper
When I Think About You I Touch Myself- Divinyls
Praying Hands-Divo
My Dingaling- Chuck Berry
Dancing With Myself-Billy Idol
oh heck, between you and logo every 'feel good' song i can think of has been claimed. guess i'll go console myself with BOB
the only one i can think of to add right now is...
'I'm A Wanker' by Ivor Biggun
yes, it's for real...it's crap but it's for real...!!! lol...xxx
Spots On The Ceiling - Yackoff Brothers
That's an oldie but goodie that only us old farts like myself will remember!
Hmmnn, good list Logo....knew someone would get "I touch Myself".
I didnt know Dancing with Myself was.....oh man, I feel so naiive!
I challenge you, Lime, to think of just one...
Yes Ian Luv, you are a wanker.
LMAO Spots on the Ceiling...neva hoid o it!
Keep em, erm...coming, guys!
That's a tough list to beat.
I will try though:
Santa Monica - Everclear
Summer Breeze - Type o Negative
Anna Begins - Counting crows
Hurt - Nine inch nails
My All - Maryah Carey
ok susie, there's some song with a line 'strong man stroking' i dunno any more that's my contribution.
AWESOME cartoon! i soooo want one of those tshirts! size large please:D
ok, here's another. the title at least makes it sound like it is....jamaica jerk off elton john
Come on Jamaica
In Jamaica all day
Dancing with your darling
Do Jamaica jerk-off that way
Come on Jamaica
Everybody say
We're all happy in Jamaica
Do Jamaica Jerk-off that way
Excellent, Lime!
I totally remember seeing this cartoon in a paper that my mom showed me. I was young so it is vague. Didn't you and some friends write a little newsletter or something like that with that cartoon in it? I remember thinking, "wow, that is so true"
Yes, Amber, its from a 'zine that Ratburn, Dean, and I did.
Remember it?
Ya I totally remeber seeing the newsletter, but all I remeber from it was that cartoon with Suzie Q Bunny. I thought it was so cool that you guys did that. How fun. You did that with dean? ohhh. I read your post about him the other day, it was so touching.
LOL!! I love the comic!! You rock!!
I agree with Lime - all the good ones are gone.
All I could think of is --
Strokin by Clarence Carter
"I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´"
Leo Sayer's "When I Need You"...
when I need you,
I just close my eyes and I'm with you...
and all that I so want to give you...
It's only a heartbeat away
when I need love
I hold out my hands and I touch love...
I never knew there was so much love...
keeping me warm night and day.
"hold out my hands and i *touch* love"?? i mean...is it just me? cuz this song has been screaming masturbation since it first came out in the 80's...
omg, puppytoes is right! lmao!
Madonna's Into the Groove, because of this part:
Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with
someone else
Wow, even if its just ONE song, its a good one, Like Strong Man Strokin and When I Need You!
Woo hoo do we know our "feel good" soongs or what?
barefoot I'm still tempted to copy it. lol! Q
ooooh ha! I should of read the comments first.
Didn't see the spoof bit. Thought you were seriously asking.
Begger.
Ah well.
I'm to tired to think of a funny one at this stage in the game.
Hot nights are killing me.
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