Wednesday, June 28, 2006

The Idiot's and Barefoot's Tropical Top Five and something just for Lime.....



















Well, just when we need him the most, on Wednesday, the Idiot has gone AWOL. He was last seen bunny hopping down the steps at Pikes Place. But hey, that's ok, the Idiot has been working awfully hard lately...and as we all know, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
Todays topic is not about work at all, no no no! Inspired by yesterdays Tori post, our topic today is Masturbation Songs. Giggle, giggle.....

Here's our list. Of course, other than the Tori song, I had to get the rest from the Idiot. Oh, and thanks to Mr Ratburn for explaining to me what this "turning Japanese" thing is all about!



Icicle Tori Amos
Caress me Down Sublime
Blister In The Sun Violent Femmes
Turning Japanese The Vapors
Relax Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Have fun making your own list!


Now, over at House of Lime, you can get free fitted sheet folding lessons today! Isn't that cool? In honor of her post, I present to you a drawing I did about 15 years ago......






No stealing allowed! This is MINE and copyrighted! If you would like to have this image on a tshirt, please let me know......they are available.....

21 comments:

Logophile said...

Alrighty, here's what I could come up with...

Bop -Cyndi Lauper

When I Think About You I Touch Myself- Divinyls

Praying Hands-Divo

My Dingaling- Chuck Berry

Dancing With Myself-Billy Idol

lime said...

oh heck, between you and logo every 'feel good' song i can think of has been claimed. guess i'll go console myself with BOB

Anonymous said...

the only one i can think of to add right now is...

'I'm A Wanker' by Ivor Biggun

yes, it's for real...it's crap but it's for real...!!! lol...xxx

Horny Old Guy said...

Spots On The Ceiling - Yackoff Brothers

That's an oldie but goodie that only us old farts like myself will remember!

barefoot_mistress said...

Hmmnn, good list Logo....knew someone would get "I touch Myself".
I didnt know Dancing with Myself was.....oh man, I feel so naiive!

I challenge you, Lime, to think of just one...

Yes Ian Luv, you are a wanker.

LMAO Spots on the Ceiling...neva hoid o it!

Keep em, erm...coming, guys!

Amber said...

That's a tough list to beat.
I will try though:

Santa Monica - Everclear
Summer Breeze - Type o Negative
Anna Begins - Counting crows
Hurt - Nine inch nails
My All - Maryah Carey

Solitaire said...

LMAO! Oh my.... I'll have to "think" about my songs but the Sublime song is definately one to enjoy!

LOL!

I love the shirt too! Very cute drawing! You are too much!

Solitaire said...

ooo... I forgot...

Strokin' by that one guy!

LOL... I can never remember artists to the songs.

lime said...

ok susie, there's some song with a line 'strong man stroking' i dunno any more that's my contribution.

AWESOME cartoon! i soooo want one of those tshirts! size large please:D

lime said...

ok, here's another. the title at least makes it sound like it is....jamaica jerk off elton john

barefoot_mistress said...

Come on Jamaica
In Jamaica all day
Dancing with your darling
Do Jamaica jerk-off that way

Come on Jamaica
Everybody say
We're all happy in Jamaica
Do Jamaica Jerk-off that way

Excellent, Lime!

Amber said...

I totally remember seeing this cartoon in a paper that my mom showed me. I was young so it is vague. Didn't you and some friends write a little newsletter or something like that with that cartoon in it? I remember thinking, "wow, that is so true"

barefoot_mistress said...

Yes, Amber, its from a 'zine that Ratburn, Dean, and I did.


Remember it?

Amber said...

Ya I totally remeber seeing the newsletter, but all I remeber from it was that cartoon with Suzie Q Bunny. I thought it was so cool that you guys did that. How fun. You did that with dean? ohhh. I read your post about him the other day, it was so touching.

snavy said...

LOL!! I love the comic!! You rock!!

I agree with Lime - all the good ones are gone.

All I could think of is --

Strokin by Clarence Carter

"I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´"

puppytoes said...

Leo Sayer's "When I Need You"...

when I need you,
I just close my eyes and I'm with you...
and all that I so want to give you...
It's only a heartbeat away

when I need love
I hold out my hands and I touch love...
I never knew there was so much love...
keeping me warm night and day.

"hold out my hands and i *touch* love"?? i mean...is it just me? cuz this song has been screaming masturbation since it first came out in the 80's...

lime said...

omg, puppytoes is right! lmao!

Kat said...

Madonna's Into the Groove, because of this part:

Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with
someone else

barefoot_mistress said...

Wow, even if its just ONE song, its a good one, Like Strong Man Strokin and When I Need You!

Woo hoo do we know our "feel good" soongs or what?

QUASAR9 said...

barefoot I'm still tempted to copy it. lol! Q

miss_lissa said...

ooooh ha! I should of read the comments first.
Didn't see the spoof bit. Thought you were seriously asking.

Begger.
Ah well.

I'm to tired to think of a funny one at this stage in the game.
Hot nights are killing me.