Thursday, April 05, 2007

55Flash Fiction Friday

"That's right you monochromatic eggheads, call me a tramp, willyas....all because you're jealous. Look at them sitting there all prim and proper with their tacky cheap rouge in neat circles and their lips all pursed. Tammy there, she had her shell cracked at a really young age! And, Debbie, shes really loose with her yolk."

Happy Friday everyone! I hope you will write a 55 today. Let me know if you play, and I will send the posse over. Have a great weekend.

14 comments:

cathy said...

Do I have to make a fuss about being first.kk. wooohee!

This is a great 55. I can see that I have a lot to learn, can't stop smiling about your eggs.

G-Man said...

Susie, I think that this weeks entry will meet with your approval a little better..
And yours? Brilliantly funny of course...

Cathy, yes you are sitting in a place of esteem...MY SPOT!!!

PS.. I just had to say congratulations on your anniversary..Mr. Ratburn is one very lucky man!!
You are just as beautiful after 19 years!
xox

lime said...

those eggs can be so catty....wait. do cats lay eggs? well i guess if bunnies can deliver em, cats can lay em.

clever as ever. i'm not up yet, but soon i hope.

jillie said...

OMG...that is too funny! I think cats play with the egss until they break...kind of like everything else...lol!!!

Stealth said...

*snort* k, that was FUNNY!!

Have a great weekend Nesbitt!

-Marie. ;-)

Mona said...

that must be Lime, our tie & dye queen, the third one. Tammy cud be me, & debbie might be strumpet!

But its galen who is having a great weekend, with the chod planning. I just gave him some ideas just in case his plans dont work.

Stephanie said...

Stuck up little trollops.

S said...

LOL Choddddd

DaMasta said...

Hehe..very nice! I like the extension on that one :) Too cute, susie!!

happy 55 and have a great holiday weekend!

RennyBA said...

I don't know about this 55, but I know I will wish you A Happy Holiday Weekend to you and your family! A very special weekend when even bunnies lies egg you know - and in Norway they do it in the forest (not in malls LoL).

Mona said...

& I forgot to mention, this is the best 55 till now!

LisaPizza said...

There is no comment link on my post ~ what to do? I'll trouble shoot with blogspot, but have you ever had this happen?

Hoppy Easter! LisaPizza & Sideways Sam

G-Man said...

Susie, you are awesome!

cathy said...

g-man, I think I'd know If I was sitting on a g spot!

Mona, I agree.