Friday, May 01, 2009

55Flash Fiction Friday

Fender Bender

"Honest officer, I didn't hit her, she was way out in front of me.
I um, think she slammed into reverse, that's when she lightly bumped my fender.
Oh no, I wasn't drinking, hiccup!"
"But what about this license plate mark?"
"Oh that's nothing! My car has always wanted a tattoo on her front bumper!"
Fiction of course! No, I wasn't drinking, and no she didn't slam into reverse. Of course I feel like a total heel causing a fender bender, but I have to laugh at the way her license plate number tattooed itself onto my bumper. Thankfully, I didn't hurt the poor old lady, or I'd really feel bad. Bad enough, they had just gotten the car a few months ago. ARGH! Yesterday was not a good day for me at all. Thank goodness I have excellent insurance and I am was a practically perfect driver.
I sure hope today goes better.

Happy Friday!
Now get over and tell Gman that you played.


Dr.John said...

Funny. A great 55
Mine is done as well.

G-Man said...

It didn't seem that bad Susie.
Accidents happen!
Sometimes they become the subject of an excellent story with EXACTLY 55 words!!
Thank you so much for playing this week. To me you will always be the Queen.
Have a Great Week-End......G

Hootin' Anni said...

This is great. The culprit will never get away for sure,......the evidence and ID is right there for us all to see.

My '55' is posted. Scroll down on the Friday blog or use the link provided at the very top! Have a great weekend.

Fandango said...

Somebody better learn to drive.
we dragons never run into anybody.
Makes a nice 55 though.

We have posted.

Maude Lynn said...

A bumper tattoo! That is too funny.

Glad no one was hurt!

Mona said...

LOL! A car tattoo!

Sorry about the accident though!

Great 55ve Susieji!

Mojo said...

Yippee! Susieji's back with a 55 for once!

I thought you'd bar coded your bumper at first.

lime said...

ugh! i am glad no one was injured. what a funny little bumper tattoo though.

hope tomorow is better!

RennyBA said...

Happy Friday to you too and remember; You can always drive my car Babe!

Btw: If you have the time; hop over - I've been a rebellious child again when meeting the Norwegian Prime Minister in a demonstration :lol:

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Anonymous said...

just glad no-one got hurt...!!!
i KNOW how safe a driver you are though...!!! (^_^) xxx