Wednesday, November 25, 2009

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

PS It's the day before Thanksgiving. I have to make 3 pies, do laundry, make cranberry sauce, take LR to get her hair cut, clean the house. Plus I got a typhoid and a Swine flue vaccine yesterday and my arms are both sore and I can't raise them. So just now the vacationing Mr Ratburn has made plans to go out to the beach with his pal and stroll...but first he asked me if I
was also taking LR to get her nails done....have a nice walk on the beach Mr Ratburn, the locks will be changed when you get home!

Just kidding, Mr Ratburn, don't drown!

Have a Lovely Thanksgiving!


RennyBA's Terella said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you too Susie and don't forget to enjoy and have fun while your at it :-)

I'm fortunate enough to be married to an American. Otherwise, since living in Norway, I would not have turkey tomorrow you know :-)

lime said...

arg. i think ratburn made the choice because he knew your arms were too sore to clobber him.

happy thanksgiving, my friend. i hope it's a good one.

Anonymous said...

i just discovered/remembered (thanks to FaceBook) that you can stick a gun up a turkeys arse and use it as a silencer...!!! excellent stuff(ing)...HAPPY FECKING THANKSGIVING...whatever the hell it is...hahahaha...!!! mwah xxx

G-Man said...

Susie...I posted a pic of you, I hope you don't mind...G

Brian Miller said...

lol. hope you had a great thanksgiving!

Larry said...

Glad to enjoyed your Thanksgiving in Norway. I'm kind of interested in your tat and would love to see it up closer through a photograph think you could do that ? I loved your Flash 55. and look forward to reading next weeks.
Mine is up also you'll find the link below.Buggie Land